Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 18, 2016

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    Bill Thompson  over 8 years ago

    “Wonderful! Now call the plastic surgeon and remove my stretch marks!”

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Uh, the “baby” looks kinda stiff…………

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    Who’s Dad?

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 8 years ago

    She may have no womb but I support her right to have babies.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And your child has no navel.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We accept all major plastic.

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    A blessed occasion commemorated in plastic. They’re not on a Grecian Urn, but it reminds me of Keats anyway.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    She has that unfocussed, dazed look seen in a person who has suffered severe acute psychological distress and is coping with that stress through dissociation from the event and the ‘players’ … the 1,000 yard stare.

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    The Old Wolf  over 8 years ago

    “…aaand frighten it!”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Someone got his sex doll pregnant.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    —And so, kiddies, was born the Betsy Wetsy Doll….

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    leeisme  over 8 years ago

    Did they name it Jesus?

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    Helen Ferrieux  over 8 years ago

    At least she couldn’t say “Not tonight – I’ve got a headache”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The idea of any perfected ideology conceived without error and blessed by universal approval being able to save us all only by its demise is offensive to some.

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