Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 12, 2016

But not these glasses, from 1977.Only special 2011 glasses, on adults who were considered attractive and likable before putting on the glasses.

Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses.

After a couple shot glasses of Wild Turkey we all look sexy.

That’s pure spectaculation.

School Photographers have a strange sense of humor.

And these are the editors and contributors to the Swiss Journal of Psychology.Aren’t they an attractive and likable bunch?

The only quantifiable statistic of attractiveness and likability is the number of children produced. Everything else is causality and speculation.

Swiss lads and lasses are fond of ugly glasses.

They all look like Bruce Jenner to me.

They always called me “six-eyes.”

I am betting that those Swiss psyhcos conducted this survey only at closing time !

In 2016 I heard for the first time ever someone quote the Swiss Journal of Psychology! I’ve worn glasses at different times, and no one has ever viewed me as more attractive and more likeable. That’s the fact, Jack!

I wonder if holding a piece of Swiss cheese to your face counts?

Probably an oversight.

I have just received an imaginary email from the Swiss Journal of Psychology. It says that I have abused my Frog Applause privileges and will be banned from using psychology for thirty days.Don’t they know I wear glasses?Is there no justice in the world that is not against me?

Such surveys are made by those who SELL glasses. Do youwant to make a spectacle of yourself?

Jeez ! This is my 1961 yearbook !

I resemble that remark.(I keep telling myself.)

Teresa, have you been stealing peeks at my H.S. yearbooks?