Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 13, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Not a conversation, then, is it?

    It’s a monologue-cluster.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    I’m going to find myself a drift. I had one once but it slipped away. Let me know if you get my drift or see it pass your way.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    I get your drift, begging for a pardon, oh I planted a rose garden and the darn things pricked my ankle but whose fault was that but my problem and the watering is heck but the sensual part is heaven, oh do you know what I mean, because a person can just walk by and space, space, space….

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen. A popular stock broker commercial.

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Normally it’s the way they speak, mostly just a lot of low pitch mumbling.. Uh, what was that. Huh.?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Best time to throw in a line and settle down to wait.

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    Now, what was I saying?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hahaha (in my line of work we all get to speak one at a time).

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    https://youtu.be/—DbgPXwLlM

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    Floating on a sea of words, people sending tweets like birds.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 7 years ago

    We’re all part of the Geek Chorus here.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    So Hunters was a show on SyFy about these aliens who are suddenly turning into terrorists, after escaping their master race. They encode their interoffice memos in tracks added to pieces from Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

    And then it got weird.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    Stop talking and sing… Mary J. Blige did that and EVERYONE HEARD HER!!!

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    If you’re in a room full of Pavels, get the heck of there.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    As I was saying….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I picked up the phone. It was either a cocktail party or a gaggle of geese. But I didn’t know anybody who went to cocktail parties. So now I had to ask myself, “Who would sell a phone to a goose?”

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Cacophonous commentary compliments comic cognition.

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    hendelca Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I hate to say it but today we left the land of the lame and entered an all too common reality.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Like grain through a goose, so are the days of our lives.

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    mdhafner  over 7 years ago

    4:33 (four minutes thirty three seconds)

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    I got fitted for my CROW walking boot today. I choose the ’_It’s Electric_’ design on the boot, after learning about Tesla.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    ’It’s Electric’ there

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    One ring to rule them all, and in the Darkness bind them.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Which brings us back to Lawnmower Man.

    Or maybe Lawnmower Dog, from Rick and Morty.

    Who can say, really?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    The very model of a modern major conversation!

    Yet, why should I participate in this “conversation” when nobody is listening to me?

    And so I live by my interior monologues….

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    Jkiss  over 7 years ago

    Sounds like Christmas with my family. Yep……good times.

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    @HENDELCA Part of Teresa’s plan to keep us off balance. Unpredictability is a characteristic of the Hellish people.

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