Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 20, 2017

Is that true? Is it because they handle frogs?

Everyone applauds your words!

They’re supposed to be wearing gloves. But then they touch everything with the gloves.

Lets be sure to heat that stew up nicely.

I want to see it bubbling, while being frequently stirred, for at least five minutes.

And then we can throw it into mess gear that hadn’t seen soap for weeks.

How about them hog wranglers… got them hogwarts by the bunch

Word, warts gets around..

We, warts are what we eat..

Cookie is trying to get the cow pokes to diet.

I’ll sit down to yer stew ‘n all, but I’ll still be a big worry wart when supper’s over.

Lies, damn lies, and statistics!

Slaughtering and butchering warthogs and/or frogs will do that. FREE DOGSNIFF

Cookie has been reading those PH. Weekly magazines in Docs. office.

@MCPHEETERS –

I thought it was toads that allegedly gave you warts?

And just like that, it went from chuckwagon stew to upchuckwagon stew.

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone…

You knew just what I was there for…

Mr. Bennington of Lincoln Park…RIP.

I suppose we have been eating bits of their DNA.

Eggs were frozen in the Ice Age, therefore the chicken came first. She must of laid the egg prior to freezing.

That plumber crack to slip thru.

Papilloma, eradicate the liberal virus..

Well, pardner, I have heard that 72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Should I have said “on the wart”?

Them vittles seem right invitin’, though. I’ll just have me a plate over here where I can keep an eye on you and your suspicious statistical implications….

“Hey, Late For Dinner, I see you shot a few Indians.”

Is it made with real chuckwagons?

Not much. Wart’s stew with you?