Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 16, 2017

What a load of tripe!

Send my address where? How about sending my request to GoComics? Would that be okay? (Kinda funny actually; can you imagine? “What are all these requests for a free stomach arriving by mail?”)

I’m not sure I feel comfortable with the location of those dashed lines. Are those cutting lines?

… Frankenstein Monthly was finally up and running…

… toe fungus medicine advertisements on Tv give 45 seconds on the cautions of the side effects of this drug…

… 45 seconds!…

… kidney failure…

… your hair might fail out…

… heart attacks…

… a willingness to vote for Trump…

… Peyronie’s Disease…

… won’t be able to enjoy porterhouse steaks….

… yet …is perfectly legal and approved by our government…

… meanwhile, marijuana….

Can you stomach road work on a Labor Day road trip?

A free lunch…simply bi-pass the stomach. No such thing.

No passing zone ahead.

How does this help people who have lost their stomach for things?

Would it give them new tolerance for old things?

If you fold along the dotted lines, it looks like a person standing. Fold them the other way and it looks like he’s levitating. I haven’t quite worked out the second method of folding, but it would work, I’m pretty sure.

My favorite part was ,“SIMPLY”

I’d rather have a new liver. I kinda stressed mine for a couple of decades there.

I Think I Need A New Heart – The Magnetic Fields

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQOrLamT0n4

There appeared to be a great deal more happening between his mouth and his annular waste sphincter than was happening between his ears and his mouth, though the results appeared quite similar to any casual observation. Closer study, of course, proved the verbal output to be of a much lower quality. Being fit for neither politics nor cartooning, he gained some popularity writing editorials, where his wagon loads of wit could be carted off and widely spread.

And this exercise will raise the power level of your crown chakra.

I always send my address simply. I’m a simple guy. (Look, I’m here, right? Q.E.D.)

My problem is, where and how do I store all these extra stomachs? My insurance simply does not cover stomach transplants. and I hesitate to proceed to self-surgery because of projected Low Pain Tolerance and a tendency to ooze innards all over the carpeting.

Can you assist, Sr. Teresa?

Perfecting the tinkle pogo stomp..