Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 29, 2017

Put your hands behind your head and lock your fingers.

Now turn around and drop to your knees and pray I don’t ask you to explain yourself or else.

Don’t be afraid to climb aboard the Frog Applause train…

All aboard, destination… The Craziest Party I’ve Ever Come To…

Cool tunes on the train…the hair band, Black Bambi.

… having 69 on your face is a good thing…right?…

… and then announcing it…

… brave choice…

… swatches are better then swastikas…

… Ikea is better than Tokyo Rose …

… an idea is better than a supper that is cold…

… and a childhood friend can play with you until manhood …

Nothing was said about rabbit punching.

Why does the interlocutor need a proxy? What IS this world coming to when people can’t speak for themselves?

I keep staring at the design on her shirt. It reminds me of a Rorschach inkblot.

A variation on ’Don’t kill the messenger.’

I prefer gob smacking to gut punching !

Its simple if you use an interocitor.

Hey, I’m just doing the pre-interview.

I don’t need an intercessor between me and god.

She has the one-star Dragon Ball.

Or maybe it is the Lone Star Dragon Ball.

Where the mountains exchange whispers with the sea, Texas and the Gulf are having a full-out drunken hubbub.

I didn’t come here for some proxy interlocutor! I came for the Real Lame, and I want my money back! No swatch-art is acceptable.

Why, I am almost provoked to the point of gut-punching someone. But, thankfully, that would require too much effort from an old rock-pushing trickster-king (and you think you’ve got troubles?)….

Teresa’s signature sways brilliantly by a thread..