Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 09, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Cary? Is that you? Speak, boy!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    The key to the cream puff is the light, flaky puff pastry. The key to hemorrhoids is to maintain a steady pressure on internal blood vessels by not moving around a lot.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 7 years ago

    …and the poor bull terrier pictured here, is he in need of some haemorroid relief? < snicker > Man oh man, those words never before needed to be strung together, just as they are not in future.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    Meet George Jetson of Orbit City who works for Spacely Space Sprockets and against Cogswell Cogs. Pay special attention to Rosie the robotic house maid. This is not part of today’s strip necessarily.

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    coltish1  about 7 years ago

    A social security number from someone in Wisconsin, a square knot, a handsome bull terrier, and the image of Dr. Samuel Johnson. I have all I need to go off to work now, fully confused.

    Haven’t heard from 3hourtour lately. Today’s entry seems a natural for him.

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    painedsmile  about 7 years ago

    I noticed 3hourtour’s absence, too. Would we see his comments on his profile page even if he’s been banned? It doesn’t seem to take much these days to be banned. Just talking about it could trigger banishment.

    I remember in the past that the Cap’tn gave up Frog Applause for Lent.

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    painedsmile  about 7 years ago

    Randy_B gave me the clue to the number. It’s Cary Grant’s Social Security Number.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    Mermaids in space?

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    prettyfeet  about 7 years ago

    Why aren’t mermaid’s getting full-time employment? I wonder if there’s a salary gap with mermen…

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    And orthoepistical might be…how did you recognize me without my sandals Sandy? I Love You.

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    Radish...   about 7 years ago

    You seldom see dog poo, knot.

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    Ray_C  about 7 years ago

    I’m actually quite proud of my orhtopeisticality. It comes from having been taught by nuns. Good learning, but hard on the knuckles. And why is there a “k” in “knuckles”? Seems like k shows up a lot in front of n. It may be that k doesn’t get much work (c gets most of those assignments) and n simply gives her (I once had a girlfriend named K) the opportunity to earn a few bucks. Apparently, that’s OK with n. I really don’t know.) I am sure that “ciss” would never have been accepted. “Ciss me Cate”? Kome on, now.

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    Wilbur Garrod  about 7 years ago

    those type of dogs have been able to learn how to the the famous dog poo tie knot.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 7 years ago

     

    Words, words, words. With Her it’s always words.

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    Radish...   about 7 years ago

    Many women find biological comfort in one another’s company, and language is the glue that connects one female to another. No surprise, then, that some verbal areas of the brain are larger in women than in men and that women, on average, talk and listen a lot more than men. The numbers vary, but on average girls speak two to three times more words per day than boys. We know that young girls speak earlier and by the age of twenty months have double or triple the number of words in their vocabularies than do boys. Boys eventually catch up in their vocabulary but not in speed. Girls speak faster on average — 250 words per minute versus 125 for typical males.

    http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/myl/languagelog/archives/003530.html

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    An arrow that points downward to the signature of a brilliant artist of the LAME..

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    What do you see as you gaze into that bull terrier’s ear, sir? Do you see the Light? Your tail indicates “Teresa”; what is she to thee (see [ NT Greek] ti emoi kai soi). Of or pertaining to a Right-Speaker/Pronouncer, Cary? —As in Herakles Knot?

    Free association is not free, but thrives on the blood of the Lame! Bloody hell!

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