Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 02, 2019

Maybe the parent should be the idiot … then the child would just be the unattended igniter ….

♫Come on baby light my fire!♫

What? The kid just really likes to watch stuff burn!

Stop, Drop, and Roll

I think I see the problem. What I heard was, “Don’t PLAY with the matches, Fire Away!”

His Claim to Flame and Fortune

As my besotted fellow river rat deliberately said at a camp on the Grand Canyon right after I told him not to fall into the campfire, “That’s good advice.”

Great message today, but I don’t think I’ll be able to figure out the face montage.

Any resident of the kingdom of Id.

The idiot is the adult who allows a child access to matches and lighters while she is “away.”

Should’ve warned the kid not to play with blue paint on Mom’s photo.

Only play with matches when Mother is home.

Sorry, not Sorry! No Mommies allowed in Froglandia! Froglandia Calling, come out of the cupboard all you boys and girls!

Mother has a blue mustache! Now that’s really lame….