Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 14, 2019

I can barely keep my pants up with my suspenders. Cargo shorts full of iron ore sounds like a pellets surprise.

Got the drop on me, for sure.

White tube socks and athletic support no less, oh ya brown sandles.

Caption: “Workers hang out of windows at Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory – – heckle passersby.”

Stop yapping and leave the pie on the sill.

Conversation starter, still? Cargo shorts?

Short pants on adult men have looked ridiculous for a long time now. I blame Michael Jordan.

Women can mock men’s fashion, but men better not return the favor.

Me.

I think of them as phone shorts. They have a pocket that’s perfect for my phone. And I`m old enough that I don’t care. Been married to the same woman for 51 years so not worried about impressing the women. And I’ve never told anyone to get off my lawn.

Velcro on your rear pockets are good for when you’re in a crowded area or sidewalk. Not so good if you have to take out your wallet in a restaurant. It’s embarrassing when you’ve hiked the shorts up to your nipples trying to get it open.

I hear that perplexite, the primary ore coming out the lame mines, is lighter than iron ore but much harder to contain. No matter how evenly you distribute it initially, it all ends up in one pocket.

Iron ore a new wrinkle on your day…

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hiking in search of rocks for your rock collection when it’s windy, such rocks that are to be found shall be stored away safely within those deep cargo shorts pockets to anchor you down to keep you from being blown away

Just wearing pants and a shirt I feel overdressed in a world of shorts and tee shirts.

We’ll all be laughing, Silly Boy. Cargo shorts usually are pretty dumb-looking, and if all those pockets were stuffed with ore, they’d look even dumber. (If it is not already apparent, I am not a fan of shorts on men. I haven’t worn shorts since I was in my earlier single-digits years.) Jeans will do just fine, thank you….