Log in. Log off. The horse wore a wire. I called the DMV to see if they were available for license renewals. Then I checked the web site. I still don’t know. I can’t wait until these same people are running all the health care systems, so I can finally die in peace.
Maybe she can sell the hair that she waxes off. I think Sherpa is gone. All I get is a blank screen. I have an idea for a Sunday comic. Put some of the old shoecabbage comics on.
Diamond snowflakes! Someone needs to get off of that High Horse. (It’s been nibbling on the locoweed, don’tcha kow?)
Besides, that monologue is entirely too long to serve as “Charge!” (Short, sweet, and to the point.) Even with vuvuzelas wailing, no one will be impressed….
It’s a bit like fixing park benches to make them too uncomfortable for sleeping. The frequent network errors and blank pages serve to keep people from wasting time on non-productive activities.
Grasshoppers must remember to wax on, wax off, when vigorously rubbing the water slide! @ the Bathmat Factory, we have many remedies to cure your Bingo hiccup, and wretched vomiting urges! Also, in stock are the Watteau pleated cupcake tins for that extra special touch! This Saturday nite is our spicy Hot Wing Kerry-Oakey singing contest….who ever drops the mic first, wins a trip to the " Love Handle Landscaped Gardens in Jersey! Call now for your reservation on the pie chart menu! While supplies last!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Log in. Log off. The horse wore a wire. I called the DMV to see if they were available for license renewals. Then I checked the web site. I still don’t know. I can’t wait until these same people are running all the health care systems, so I can finally die in peace.
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
Maybe she can sell the hair that she waxes off. I think Sherpa is gone. All I get is a blank screen. I have an idea for a Sunday comic. Put some of the old shoecabbage comics on.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Leading off with, “Detached” was a good idea. It certainly set the tone for everything else that followed.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
I hate vuvuzelas …HATE ‘em …!
coltish1 over 3 years ago
Well flush my copper!
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Diamond snowflakes! Someone needs to get off of that High Horse. (It’s been nibbling on the locoweed, don’tcha kow?)
Besides, that monologue is entirely too long to serve as “Charge!” (Short, sweet, and to the point.) Even with vuvuzelas wailing, no one will be impressed….
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Hiccup blower vomitus cries. Pop quizzicallities. Waxing off my fuzzy puffy belly button flotsam.
painedsmile over 3 years ago
Bingo!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Not that record!
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…if you click your fingers to it, it’s like wow man…
…readings from Froglandia’s poet lariat…
…(it sort of ropes you in:)…
…you can wax off without waxing on, first…
…and calling me fat used to be a thang when you used to call me phat…
…love handles #9…
…was a hit by the spare tires…
…spare change…
…spare me a nicole…
…a split and a spare…
…and play Michael Stanley…
…were all great albums…
…but spare me the time of day…
..was their real clock rocker…
…cowboy with a black hat riding on a white horse…
…hah…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a bit like fixing park benches to make them too uncomfortable for sleeping. The frequent network errors and blank pages serve to keep people from wasting time on non-productive activities.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Grasshoppers must remember to wax on, wax off, when vigorously rubbing the water slide! @ the Bathmat Factory, we have many remedies to cure your Bingo hiccup, and wretched vomiting urges! Also, in stock are the Watteau pleated cupcake tins for that extra special touch! This Saturday nite is our spicy Hot Wing Kerry-Oakey singing contest….who ever drops the mic first, wins a trip to the " Love Handle Landscaped Gardens in Jersey! Call now for your reservation on the pie chart menu! While supplies last!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Just horsing around on merry-☆☆-go-round at the carnival.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Oooo bareback!