Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2021

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Or maybe make headway with half the voices.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 3 years ago

    Or get the best running shoe available.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 3 years ago

    Voices will put glue on the shoe though.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 3 years ago

    That’s just the executive dysfunction talking.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 3 years ago

    Must be Superman …

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 3 years ago

    Grasshopper, always use the voices to your advantage …

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    Yellow seems resigned and sad… Blue! Blue sounds a little frightened… yellow!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now, is that Zeno’s Paradox, or the Fermi Paradox, or a mashup of the two?

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    Don’t give Voldemort rent-free space in your head.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Ha! I know people who are “two-faced”! They talk out of both sides of their mouth……GRRRRR

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Some people don’t which end is up in life….real downers, whiners and moaners, OH MY!

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    INGSOC   over 3 years ago

    My precious. -Sméagol/Gollum

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    He couldn’t get through the Cartesian Duality unit in Philosophy 101.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Every once in a while, I wake up to realize that the voices in my head are in agreement, for a change, and have formed a choir of harmonic accord … This usually doesn’t last past my first cup of coffee!

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Any way you play it’s a mug’s game.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    W-herrrrre’s Johnny …?

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

     

    Thalia and Melpomene, call your offices.

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    AndromedaMike  over 3 years ago

    They are my voices. I made them, so I can make half of them meet me a quarter of the way, whatever way is…

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Livin’ on a prayer.

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    InquireWithin  over 3 years ago

    Killing me softly with my voice, killing me softly… with my own voice.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    There can be no compromise! Off with my heads!

    The Voices! The Voices! The ding-dong Voices never shut up!

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    Ray*C  over 3 years ago

    Only one way to fight Zeno’s paradox: Decide you’re going to get a half inch past your goal. It works every time.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    He’s a backdoor man, the men don’t know but the little girls understand.

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