Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 11, 2022

It looks like coconut cake.

She knows her cake!

Next time, please use the cake fork provided.

California SpongeBob Square on Frosted Pants Cake.

Apple’s apple sauce

Android roids sauce.

…if you see a fork in the road…

…take it…

…looks like white velvet cake to me…

…or white suede triple layer cake…

…why do just married couples smash cake into each other’s faces?…

… in pu lic, even…

…weddings are weird…

…crazy traditions that will be forgotten or re – translated in a couple generations…

…grandpa, why do people climb their wedding cake?…

…tradition, damn it, now don’t talk during the wedding mass…

…let them eat Kate…

…freaking cannibal weddings…

Now that we’ve ruled out applesauce, test it for carrots.

Then somebody messed up the menu on the invitations.

“Oh, Lawrence, why don’t you just let me slide down?”

Quality Control at the Bath Mat Factory Test Kitchens just ain’t what it used to be.

Although, applesauce CAN be IN this cake…yum!

I’m talkin’ cake walkin’ …! (to Nawlins)

Upon further review, the ruling that the cake is an applesauce cake is overturned. The cake has been ruled to be a mashed banana cake.

F.A. Handbook, chapter 2- Lassoing the Lame: Life is not a cake walk, but sometimes you get to stuff your cake hole.

Oh applesauce.

Could it be..,

She owns the rites to applesauce cake.

Or the kids are listening and an apple sauce cake means knee pads are needed to prevent carpet burn.

FROG

APPLAUSE OR APPLE SAUCE

Indubitably, my dear! I even seem to see traces of (ugh!) coconut [I hate coconut] in the frosting.

But, prithee, do not leave footprints all over the cake, lest THEY OUT THERE* know someone has been sampling or at any rate reconnoitering their wares….

*Fourth Wall reference.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

Its your Buckwheat cakes, your buckwheat cakes,

Along with crispy bacon.

It’s your buckwheat cakes, your buckwheat cakes

That sets my heart to achin’.