Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2022

Just 1 testie at a time?

Vlad leaves just enough intact so as to serve as a warning to future interlopers.

Ironic to be here early … let’s have a ball …!

Someone should write a song about worms* in your pomegranates.

* Or whatever those things are.

Or maybe a television treatment of a famous cartoonist’s comic strip about two talking pomegranate worms with the same name:

Misters Ed

Edward and Edgar

…Ed Too Brute?…

…that’s not ironic…

…ironic is having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife…

… looks like more than his ego was deflated …

… I mean, Ed 1…

… what souls look like…

…said, Tyler Durden…

…we don’t talk about Bruno…

…nor Fight Club…

…and Yakiti yak…

… we don’t talk back…

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…FROG APPLAUSE FOREVER …

The truly stunning part of it, is that Ed is his last name. His full name is Bartholomew Daniel Ed.

I checked earlier today and there was no cartoon posted.

The Eds have a weird skin condition.

“Ed, too,” Brute?

Then die, Caesar!

(Yeah, spectacularly lame….)

So, Ed, how’s the view when you do that with your neck?