Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 13, 2023

Synchronized micturition is fit for any king.

Getting the band back together.

“Mel Brooks … paging Mel Brooks”

Synchronised farting works a treat!!

Cocktail induced and wrapped up like a duce.

In a nation of stilted people, the flagpole sitter is king.

Not a very mobile one, but what does a king need to move around for? He can watch everyone’s bodily functions from on high.

…I’m tired of this woke act…

…saw them on NPR…

…George Santos does not approve, either…

…says stilt acts aren’t real stilt acts unless the pants go all the down to the ground …

…he should know…

…he was the world stilt champion 5 years in a row…

…1977 …

…2001…

…2004…

…2017…

…and 2024…

…George says everything he says is lie…

…but he’s lying…

…Tucker called him a false Tucker…

…except he didn’t say False ‘Tucker’…

Get yourself a new big screen Tv, theñ poop through a screen.

Why smell TV is not a bright idea yet.

Elimination trials.

There are many in the realm who’d love to see the King and his clan subjected to a golden shower.

His entire kingdom is shakily managed by politicians and parliamentarians running around on wobbly stilts.

Scata-illogical …!

That last one looked like he managed to do a bowel movement with his pants still on.

Le Peterat lives.

Potty party. Rising tides raise all effluent. Looks like a Royal Flush.

Les Claypool’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade – on Youtube

Oh, sh*t! How scatological was my FA today!

Never trust guys on stilts who can’t get down quickly enough for bathroom breaks at the Bathmat Factory and Cafeteria!

As least their banter is colorful….

Listen Buddy, we let the horse in our Wrigley Park, butt the line is drawn for the Philly using our men’s room..

wow this is my kinda frog applause!