Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 24, 2023

You’re no bunny until some bunny loves you…

What’s that you say? You’re not a bunny?

Well, I guess it is tough to love something that looks like … like … like.. oh never mind, the GC thought police will censor what I write…

I’ll be going now…

I’m going to call you Flopsy. How’s that for lameness?

It’s a definitively deboned viscous viscacha!

How about a Wednesday Addams quote: “Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.”

…stretch the scribble…

…for a secret message…

…“Read your Frog Applause”…

…that’s the way I feel after work…

…looks like she has the hasenpfeffer blues…

…because they can…

…rabbit/ ribbit…

…you decide…

…Indy, baby…

…zoom zoom…

Having a natural immunity to cheerful frivolity.

May I quote a Fisher Price amount, for the saggy rabbit in the window?

Don Osmond, “This is not furry bunny love, I am man, watch me peddle up up and away”….

And you thought watership down was creepy!

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam-n…..

https://www.ef.com/wwen/english-resources/english-quotes/famous/

The Hunchback of Frog Applause™ ???

Don’t worry Teresa. No matter how perky your lame-a$$ed quotes are, the Masters of Doom and Gloom, the GoatKomix Overlords & Arbitors of Good Taste will purse their lips, give a disapproving sniff, and censor your pithy punditry. To them I say …

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮

Looks like an O’Keefe. A little. And what if my lame-ass quote isn’t perky at all? Like, “Golf is a good walk ruined.” (Purportedly Winston Churchill.)

U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you are going to conceal faults by concealing the evidence that they ever existed. Don’t be afraid to go into your library and read every book.”

“If the misery of our poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.” Charles Darwin 1845

Matt Gaetz openly confirms Republicans see U.S. economy as ‘our hostage’

On Tuesday, just days before the June 1 “X-date,” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) came right out and admitted it, telling reporters that “my conservative colleagues for the most part support Limit, Save, Grow, and they don’t feel like we should negotiate with our hostage.”

Another day in pair o’ dice …!

( scribble drivel )

Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All doubt.~~Mark Twain~~

What the?

So you’re saying that my lucky rabbit foot wasn’t so lucky for you? That’s right you silly rabbit, tricks are for frogs; like sealing the deal with a kiss.

Eeyore regrets getting into the cooking sherry on Hump Day.

you talking to ME rabbit ?

Unique artwork today!

It is sad to see how, after an exhausting career performing in Bloom County, Hodge-Podge has become a deflated guttersnipe with a cynical Weltanschauung. The Blue Scribbler has so declared….

…it is a domesticated wabbit…

…Bugs without his make up…

…Water Ship up…

…dreaming of getting a little tail…

…white fluffy tail…

…the one that’s a police officer after the fox?…

…or the one that’s drawn that way…

…or Jenkins…

…the brown hare from Harlem that blows the sax…

…but let’s not go down that rabbit hole…

…[ LETS! ]…

…Peter rabbit…

…ugh…

…a other harebrained idea…

…hare today…

…gone tomorrow…

…well, it’s not the Energizer Rabbit…

…or…

…Bing Bing bing…

…Ricochet Rabbit…

…Wow!…

…these rabbit jokes sure know how to multiply…

Harry Rabbit poses for Swim Suit Issue on SI after Martha Stewart bombs a photo and she’s 81 years old. Old cooks stirring it up…

Keep your lame-ass perky Eskimo kisses to yourself and be hip to slip me the tongue.

Day 2 . De-boned hasenpfeffer is on the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria menu….

I kept them to myself, thank you.