Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 02, 2023

I suspect that all pageant contestants would agree that it’s almost impossible to fake dinginess despite all the kinematic myrrhmyrrhing.

THERE REALLY IS A BATHMAT FACTORY !!!!  FRABJOUS JOY ! :-D

Myrrrrrrrrrhhhh….

I would be more concerned with dinghy nullification, because if you do it at just the right (or wrong) time, a fun day on the water turns into a very bad time in the water.

Will someone please think of the catgirls?

…In the novel that I just finished the 1st draft …

…[and put away to age]…

…I needed a term for the exact point where you were too close to it…

… so you could no longer see a mirage…

…now, I’m sure there is a term for it…

…absolutely sure …

…but I couldn’t find it…

…me being me…

…I just made one up…

…why not!?!…

…it’s my story…

…my mirage, right…

…so…

…I call this point where you become exactly too close to see the mirage…

…the midge line…

…does it play an important point in the story?…

…only that they set up a campground just outside the northern most point in the midge line…

…

…it is the attention to detail that makes my story unreadable…

…and put away to age…

…if I don’t know the fact …

… I just make it up…

…(you just can’t beat science fiction)….

World peace and dinghy falsification. The world must know!

I KNEW studying all those nights about limb mechanosensors would pay off! But I could just never tell when something was dingily falsified. And I had always concentrated on gold and frankincense…and what did they use in the pageant? Myrrh!

If I ever get to play in the NBA, I want Teresa as my Trash Talk coach.

At the end of my interview, this lame woman said, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you”! HA!

Every contest or comparison must have a metric by which to assess the applicants or objects.

The Froglandian Miss Bathmat Factory Pageant is no exception.

Beauty, while being in the eye of the beholder in general terms, has to be quantifiable and objectively observable, when forcing a comparison between individuals for some sort of professional, social or monetary gain.

Miss Dye Vat Girl, 2022, swears that she was downgraded for her views on dinghy nullification, and if the subject had been dinghy falsification, she would have taken top spot in a clean sweep.

Which planet is this on?

This interview is too long,

let’s get to the Talon portion …!

The cetacean member of the panel posed some difficult questions.

Those babes are smoken’ cherry hot, hot.

This evening The Volunteers from fire station 222, are ready with shower heads to shampoo pop, cream rinse and blow dry. A darn good blow dry!.

_@ bo ty event_ feast tonight, make a bed and see the light.

I strongly suspect that those beauty contest judges are always in the tank for whomever the sponsor wants as winner, for whatever reason. —Even the vaunted “Miss Bathmat Factory Beauty Contest”! Yes even in our dear Froglandia, beauty contests are as phony as flowers of alloyed copper and tin….

(No fellow commenters were harmed in the making of this facetious comparison.)