Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 27, 2023

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    Ubintold  11 months ago

    How color less.

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    davidob  11 months ago

    I have a nogging acquaintance with nutmeg.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Colourful speech.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    I think sponge misters were taken off the market around the Summer of ’39. Meg did attempt a poisoning of her then beau, a certain nut with a Scandinavian aire to his moniker. This became known amongst locals as “The Ticket.”

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    The Old Wolf  11 months ago

    “Waitress, this coffee tastes like turpentine!” “Oh I’m sorry sir, I must have given you tea. Our coffee tastes like kerosene!”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    The Dysfunct-Sims.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 11 months ago

    ‘Are you threatening me with a sponge?’

    Ooooh!! Death by cause of sponge is about the most-least threatening one I’ve ever heard!!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago

    Though the 3-D effects are minimal…

    ….this is a 3-D cartoon…

    …next year: root beer…

    …but this year…

    …I gave my son…

    …of 34 years of age…

    …nine different orange sodas…

    …for Christmas…

    …one major brand…

    …had an after taste that tasted similar to freezer burn…

    …of course…

    …I’m not talking Nehi…

    …there…

    …and I can see number 2 pencil for rootbeer…

    …but the real difficulty in selling rootbeer in Europe is number 1…

    …it seems rootbeer has a taste that corresponds to the smell of urinal cakes across the pond…

    …two words: …

    …sponge thing…

    …toxic shock…

    …uncle George…

    …and if you read between the lines…

    …inhale what is not said in any given Frog Applause…

    …you will realize that electric sheep do not dream…

    …and are stuck on Hi & Lois…

    I said you have to read between the lines!

    …{ geez…

    … you’ll never be ready for The Bible ¡ } …

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    charles9156  11 months ago

    is it just me? or is the whole world nutty?

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    ericlscott creator 11 months ago

    One day at the farmers’ market.

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    coltish1.  11 months ago

    The first scene from the most recent high-budget multiplex horror extravaganza: “Return of the Son of the Ubiquitous Pumpkin Spice.” (This time it’s personal!)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Who knew that ordering lunch would be such a trip?

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    Buoy  11 months ago

    https://naturespoisons.Com/2014/03/20/myristicin-trippin-on-nutmeg/

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    willie_mctell  11 months ago

    Nutmeg intoxication is a hairsbreadth from nutmeg poisoning.

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    Howard'sMyHero  11 months ago

    Primary, my dear Watson, simply primary …!

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    6turtle9  11 months ago

    I’m doing cartwheels over you; must be the nutmeg.

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    *Hot Rod*  11 months ago

    Sponge Bob with Root Beer absorbing in #2 pencil makes A Nut outta Meg.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Three mutually accusatory crackpot cart-pushers! One wonders what else they might be pushing (nutmeg?)….

    On the other hand, “root beer, sponges, and nutmeg” could be the core lyric of a novelty tune (like Jim Stafford’s “Spiders and Snakes”).

    https://tinyurl.Com/kndkr65

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    Ham Khan creator 11 months ago

    Primaries like

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