Does that refer to the movements coming from the tall-eared one on your lap or your own gut behind it?!
in whatever case, getting out some newspaper toilet roll or whatever you might use to clean up cats may leave behind it when they vomit could be the very best of ideas!!!
Randy B Premium Member 1 day ago
Did the evil spirits escape, or was it all for naught?
Randy B Premium Member 1 day ago
I wish I had a lap piglet.
Bill Thompson 1 day ago
Of course you’re unhappy. You needed that like you need a hole in the head!
Imagine 1 day ago
Nailed it, so to speak.
3hourtour Premium Member about 24 hours ago
… I will hear no more negative conversations about the surgeons at Froglandia’s, Hospital, Saint Ribbits…
…drill, baby drill…
…now with free blood letting…
…if she had ½ a brain she’d be dangerous…
…must had just watched watched Mark Robinson speak…
… skulduggery…
there, I said it…
…and that children is why we don’t pick our noses…
…“They had become park bench mutations…
…they have given all they had for something new.”…
…vote Pedro…
PraiseofFolly about 24 hours ago
The Comfort Pig doesn’t know whether to Moo or Oink. This talk of pans makes it nervous and discomfited. Will the Butcher come for it?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 24 hours ago
Does that refer to the movements coming from the tall-eared one on your lap or your own gut behind it?!
in whatever case, getting out some newspaper toilet roll or whatever you might use to clean up cats may leave behind it when they vomit could be the very best of ideas!!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Trepanning her stream of consciousness for the odd flake. I been a miner for a heart of gold.
Slowly, he turned... about 22 hours ago
Oh, if you were trepanned, you would know it all the way down to your little oinker!
Lafsalot Premium Member about 21 hours ago
I think we’ve all felt trepanned at one time or another. Then, we look up the word and realize that’s not at all how we feel.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 20 hours ago
Tank U…
The Old Wolf about 20 hours ago
Ouch. I hope that’s not indicative of a blinding headache…
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 20 hours ago
Cute little piggie. Are you going to have bacon?
coltish1. about 20 hours ago
Like when you think you’re running against one candidate, and they suddenly change it up.
Linguist about 19 hours ago
Hey kids, it’s Trepanation Nations’ “Keep An Open Mind Week”!
Zebrastripes about 19 hours ago
Never let them catch you to get trepanned! Run!
ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Oxymoron & Freezer Burn about 18 hours ago
This brain-drain case is a whale of a flap, Paul — a lot hinges on our next move.
— Raymond Burr-Whole as Merry Pason, in “The Case of the Furious Flapping”, right before the first commercial for Head and Trephination Shampoo™mapleparkgeorge Premium Member about 18 hours ago
I hear you. I got panned for lame comments.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 17 hours ago
Piggyback ribs…
Luv me tender, Luv me well done…
Slathered in BBQ sauce.
Pulled pork little finger on bunny.
Dick Tracey smoo mu.
Howard'sMyHero about 16 hours ago
In the good old days, if she were bipolar, she might just have another hole in her head …!
6turtle9 about 15 hours ago
That’s the portal where the subliminal poetry seeps in.
markkahler52 about 14 hours ago
Nah… you’re okay….
willie_mctell about 13 hours ago
It’s so refreshing. Always gives me a new perspective.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 minutes ago
…yeah, I saw the new Matlock, too…
…it was almost as bad as the political ads …
…Everywhere there’s lots of piggiesLiving piggy lives…
…You can see them out for dinnerWith their piggy wives…
…Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon…
…With your head down in the pig bin…
…Saying ‘Keep on digging’…
…Pig stain on your fat chin…
…What do you hope to findDown in the pig mine?…
…Guyute was the ugly pig…
…Who walked on me and danced a jig…
…That he had learned when he was six…
…Then stopped and did some other tricks…
…