Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 08, 2025

…then we better skirt the issue…

I’ll go with a gallābīya then.

how about pedal-pushers?

the future for females in the us

We’ve no need for outer-vestment displays to show us who really wears the pants in the family!

Works for me.

Do Spanx® count?

Climbing the cherry tree right underneath the fox on the run.

Sew sew, so so.

I don’t want to threaten, but the last person to disregard this got kilt.

Just one leg at a time.

But if you must honestly wear them, still check for fire ants in your pants.

Forbidden for girls until my junior year in high school… and then lots of restrictions.

Remember ladies (and gentlemen), it’s never lewd to be nude! It’s not rare to be bare! It’s no sin to show skin!

But, admittedly, some of us look better dressed than undressed.

This has been a public service announcement from the Budgie Smuggler Brigade.

Down with pants!

Those who don’t comply will be kilt.

Pants . . . huh . . . I KNEW I had forgotten something.

Oooooo! Baby!

Are we talking over pants, under pants, pant~y hose or ski pants, yoga pants, snow pants……?

Kilts and skorts.

Nude Beaches and girl’s gone wild.

Everyone in knickers gets Snickers …!

Does she always make these off-the-cuff remarks?

…the 3rd Church of Froglandia strongly asked this of everyone…

…the minister priest Toby Anounced got nervous speaking in front of the Congo Ration…

…so, it was Nun Olive U.R. Biznest…

…that suggested that he imagine them without pants…

…so…

…most of the members would wear either hose & skirts …

…or yoga pants…

…it’s funny how traditions start…

…it’s usually the men that wear hose & skirts now…

…and the women yoga pants…

…you don’t have to…

…but it’s strongly suggested…

Sign on the door at the kilt shop.

A-hem … for a while there, many of our youth were wearing pants at half-mast anyway, so there’s that …!

( absolute no salute )

I’m panting in anticipation!

But she looks like she has good genes…

Electronic sign in front of the Teresa of Calcutta Parish: Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn’t do at all.

Yip yip hoorah!

I support this idea, but what will become of the time honored tradition of pantsing someone?

Rotten smell when the King wore only underwear and a little boy called him on it.

Cone heads and sexual touches.

Thank you for finally designating this an official pants-free zone.

Could we get a reading on any special dispensation for those wearing pants that are plural at both the top and at the, uh, bottom?

— The National Association of Singular-at-the-Top, Plural-at-the-Bottom Garment Makers

Today’s Crumblin’ ‘n’ Mumblin’ Senryū du Jour:

Field hockey’n satin

culottes ain’t as sating as

kitchen pantry raids.