Grandpa: How well I remember the day you were born, sonny. Yesiree, you were 5 pounds 6 ounces at birth. That's big for a kitten. I was out of town at the time.
Garfield: Then how do you remember it?
Grandpa: I heard the scream.
His father new he was a fat cat even before he was born. But don’t cats give birth to a litter of kittens? How could he tell that one kitten was overly obese? Was Garfield the only one? Maybe he was enough.
jperes moderator over 16 years ago
Garfield’s biography, courtesy of Grandpa.
Judith4Electra about 16 years ago
Garfield’s grandfather, on the other hand…
dilbertandgarfieldfan about 16 years ago
What can you expect from a cat the size of garfield?
germanvisitor over 12 years ago
Ouch!
m.l. about 12 years ago
ElioHyena about 11 years ago
Must’ve been a really loud scream for him to hear it.
goldenkoopa5001 about 11 years ago
???
glowing-steak32 about 8 years ago
Ow ow ow ow ow…
Love2laugh almost 6 years ago
His father new he was a fat cat even before he was born. But don’t cats give birth to a litter of kittens? How could he tell that one kitten was overly obese? Was Garfield the only one? Maybe he was enough.
GH11 over 4 years ago
Garfield probably ate all of the litter in his mom’s stomachs
Comix dog over 4 years ago
He took up all the space in his mom’s stomach