Jon: That apple is all you're getting for dinner, Garfield.
May 14, 2024
sad
Everything counts!
You know, 90% of the stuff that helps you most is the core of the apple, so this might help him more
I knew a kid who would eat an apple whole in the span of, like, 10 seconds. Five bites or so, and the sucker was GONE. No core, no nothing – it was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever witnessed.
ChronicleHunter over 8 years ago
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NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Everything counts!
Cedar the squirrel about 4 years ago
You know, 90% of the stuff that helps you most is the core of the apple, so this might help him more
spookyboi92 almost 2 years ago
I knew a kid who would eat an apple whole in the span of, like, 10 seconds. Five bites or so, and the sucker was GONE. No core, no nothing – it was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever witnessed.