Garfield by Jim Davis for April 01, 2001
Transcript:
john: sigh john: we should do something john: how about mailing mrs. Feeny's little dog to an obscure overseas nation with insufficient postage? garfield: or we could thumb wrestle for that last piece of cheesecake garfield: or we could hijack an icecream truck and hold the driver hostage for the worlds largest nutty-buddy garfield: or we could paint ourselves purple, sit in the bathtub too long and pretend were raisins john: checkers? Garfield: I'm red this time
Headline: nerd loses by cat at checkers