Garfield by Jim Davis for December 29, 2002

Transcript:

*bip boop boop beep* Jon: Ellen, I need a date for New Year's Eve. You've already got a date? Well, can you fix me up with someone? No, I'm not picky. Garfield: Red flag. Jon: Yes, I suppose I could rent a plaid tuxedo... Garfield: Big red flag. Jon: Yes, I can do all kinds of animal impressions... Garfield: Humongous red flag. Jon: No, I don't mind her mime troupe chaperoning us... Garfield: Ain't a flag big enough OR red enough.