Garfield by Jim Davis for October 12, 2009

She should forget you too Jon.

Are you sure it isn’t yours, Jon?

Jon, if you really love her, you’re gonna have to carry that purse for her one day!

Too many bachelor issues here lately. And LOVE has nothing to do with it.

It might have cooties!

Ahh the mystery of all things feminine! Be scared Jon be very scared!

DreamScourge, that would be too much information about all feminine stuffs in Liz’s purse.

This is a “need to know” situation, Jon. Liz will tell you when you need to know.

Liz is the only woman that ever looked at you twice and you’re considering what? Call her, put it in a paper bag, and bring it to her.If you put Garfield in the same bag….

A woman can’t exist long without her purse. She will be back for it in a minute or so.

Yeah, Garfield, there’s probably an alarm on it with a voice that says “Step away from the purse!”.

Sakes no don’t open that! They don’t like that very much.

she must of left it in her hurry to leave because of Jon’s outfit yesterday

G’morning to y’all! By the way, Jon should carry Liz’s purse to her home and then, give her a nice kiss that will make her happy.

when I was younger my mother and me would fustrate my brother for we would exchange purses. they would sit in the same area, but sometimes mine was hers and hers was mine. My brother stopped asking if he could get in to them, for he didn’t know who’s he’d get into.

Her diary is in there. This is your big chance to find out what she REALLY thinks about you. You’ll be sorry.

She bugged out over Jon’s bovine cheerleading outfit, but left her purse as a pretense to quickly re-establish contact.

As a vet, she’s a sucker for a man who’s good to his cat and dog.

It was undoubtedly left there as a test for Jon…he will undoubtedly fail…

You Can’t Trust A Stray Women’s Purse

This was made on day I was born