To say nothing of what happens if you try to guess her size, and you guess wrong, Pprey. Any man with half an active brain cell knows that if he values his life (not to mention the relationship), he will never EVER try to go there!
Get her colthes? No way to win with that one. Food? She’s always on a diet. Jewlery? The price,OUCH. What’s a guy to do? Flower! A dozen (or more) roses, with a ring attached.
Those of you who say not to buy women clothing because if you guess the size wrong you’ll be in trouble haven’t thought this through. I used to find attractive salesladies and tell them I was looking for something for my wife and say she looked to be about the same size. They would bend over backwards to help, and some even went so far as to model the garments I was “considering” for purchase. Of course, they were only employed in boutique stores, the mass merchants would frown upon such behavior. Occasionally, I would buy something I KNEW was a size or 2 small for her, and she’d wind up happy because she figured I thought she was a size that she would be happy with. Now it doesn’t work if you’ve got a size 10 girl and you buy a size 2, but if you bought a 7 or 8 for your size 10 she’d be happy, and who knows, she might work her way down to fit in the 7 or 8.
It’s easy to tell what size to buy if you check the tags of your sweetie’s clothing.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
That might give what you’re getting her for Christmas away Jon.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
walnut cheese balls!…………EWW gross! I say keep trying.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Jon avoids the doghouse. This time.
dwlee79 almost 14 years ago
Walnut cheese balls sounds delicious, cover your cheese ball with walnuts, sounds quite yummy!
T. Shepherd creator almost 14 years ago
Jon needs to seriously step up his game if he wants to keep Liz.
Ralph Drake almost 14 years ago
Diamonds are a girls best friend.
tirnaaisling almost 14 years ago
Diamonds maybe a girls best friend, but walnut cheese balls last forever!
GreighWolf almost 14 years ago
Close one there, Jon! Hehe.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
A good way to be safe & sorry.
Get her jewlery no size questions to risk.
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Prey almost 14 years ago
Never, never, never buy clothes for a woman. If it is something sexy, she will think that you are being suggestive and if its not sexy, WHY NOT!
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
To say nothing of what happens if you try to guess her size, and you guess wrong, Pprey. Any man with half an active brain cell knows that if he values his life (not to mention the relationship), he will never EVER try to go there!
TexTech almost 14 years ago
Forget the dress size. Ask her about the size of her ring finger you flaming fool!
Rise22 almost 14 years ago
Is THIS the year he FINALLY proposes!!!??? The engagement alone could last 10 years….let’s hurry this along, eh?
keithmc almost 14 years ago
thats easy Jon. like all women she’s a petite with a receipt.
Jaedabee Premium Member almost 14 years ago
^ This.
Iwa Iniki almost 14 years ago
No…….No! Give her candy, flowers, and a nice piece of jewelry - perhaps an engagement ring,
notinksanymore almost 14 years ago
keithmc––Awesome concept! Unfortunately these days if you buy a woman a small and she isn’t, she’ll assume you want her to go on a diet.
holden221 almost 14 years ago
:3
holden221 almost 14 years ago
Garfield the wise……..
momazilla almost 14 years ago
Get her colthes? No way to win with that one. Food? She’s always on a diet. Jewlery? The price,OUCH. What’s a guy to do? Flower! A dozen (or more) roses, with a ring attached.
5bro almost 14 years ago
most of u pplz missed the point, the comic is about jon almost getting beat up by garfield not about his relationship with liz
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Tried to guess her size… Once. It did not go well. Be warned
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Those of you who say not to buy women clothing because if you guess the size wrong you’ll be in trouble haven’t thought this through. I used to find attractive salesladies and tell them I was looking for something for my wife and say she looked to be about the same size. They would bend over backwards to help, and some even went so far as to model the garments I was “considering” for purchase. Of course, they were only employed in boutique stores, the mass merchants would frown upon such behavior. Occasionally, I would buy something I KNEW was a size or 2 small for her, and she’d wind up happy because she figured I thought she was a size that she would be happy with. Now it doesn’t work if you’ve got a size 10 girl and you buy a size 2, but if you bought a 7 or 8 for your size 10 she’d be happy, and who knows, she might work her way down to fit in the 7 or 8.
It’s easy to tell what size to buy if you check the tags of your sweetie’s clothing.
codycab almost 14 years ago
Just get her jewelry Jon.
lichtlee almost 14 years ago
I guess Cheddar may be a nice choice!