Garfield by Jim Davis for April 19, 2011

Throw a pizza!

Garfield will give about as good a show as Charlie Sheen has been giving.

Now, now, careful with your language.

I guess I’m gonna have to get an earlier start, Liewellenbruce. You stole (borrowed) the subject I was shooting for. Congrats.

Cats should be seen and not heard, preferably not seen unless there is female company. Face it, without Garfield where would Jon be with Liz?

hey! that was cruel to garfield…take it back…

Garfield has a Charlie Sheen moment …

I love those fence episodes !

Garfield’s presence is entertaining enough!

Hey Garfield, try Detroit!

Too bad Garfield doesn’t already have that guy’s money…

ODIE must not have been in the audience.

Throw a lot of tomatoes at Garfield.

^ …and pasta, cheese, garlic…mmm…lasagna!

I don’t know why people applaud when someone comes onto the stage. You should have to earn your applause!

° REFLECTION about: ˹Expectations

-Expectations are constructs of your mind & emotion’s desires for an intended result. As long your thoughts aren’t connected to the universal reality, you need to gather a major effort to reach self-awareness.

If you expect something to happen, the chances are that those events won’t manifest as you thought they would occur.

When you don’t expect, & you stay focused in living in the present moment, alert & boldly, any outcome that the situation may develop, will be working in your own advantage to act, if you have a crystal clear of your final objectives. not in the form but in the main results.

-Remember all your Expectations must first meet your own preparation, a prospective vision & several action steps to accomplish them.

Fat chance!

Destiny23, I don’t mind applause so much as I do the standing ovation given for ANYONE. Standing ovation used to be saved for excellence.

Burn.

Talent is wasted on the ignorant.

My b day

The Crowd Gets Tougher And Tougher Every Act.

HOORAY!!! get the fruit

This is too funny lol