Jon: You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! Do you suppose she's saving it up?
Garfield: Sure. For when she meets your folks.
Women don’t belch…. don’t break wind… or are ever wrong… if they are wrong the person that asked the question asked the wrong question!
Men on the other hand… always belch…. always break wind…. and always are wrong…. even when right it only happened because the wrong question was asked……. :D
You don’t need beer, just chug a Dr. Pepper, and you can bring one up from your toes. I learned that from my daughter, who somehow avoids doing that in front of her boyfriend.
codycab over 13 years ago
Then she will let out “The big one”.
EarlWash over 13 years ago
She would have to, if she wants to fit in.
Icemanx over 13 years ago
She’s gonna blowwwwwww
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
Can Liz out-belch Garfield?
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
No, Garfield. That’s when Liz will vomit.
kraftjeff over 13 years ago
Women don’t belch…. don’t break wind… or are ever wrong… if they are wrong the person that asked the question asked the wrong question!
Men on the other hand… always belch…. always break wind…. and always are wrong…. even when right it only happened because the wrong question was asked……. :D
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Liz doesn’t belch Jon because she’s got manners.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
I once belched and let one rip at the same time. College mates thought I was impressive. I live in hope.
montycantsin2 over 13 years ago
@AaronWhat a heart-warming story!
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Only if he lit both at once with a Zippo, monty.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Poor Liz obviously doesn’t drink beer so how does she cope with Jon? I sense insanity in her family as well.
Number Three over 13 years ago
LOL LOL!
That is hilarious.
xxx
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
women don’t belch…..they burp !!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
And you never will hear it, Jon — until you’re married! Then the real her comes out…
thirdguy over 13 years ago
You don’t need beer, just chug a Dr. Pepper, and you can bring one up from your toes. I learned that from my daughter, who somehow avoids doing that in front of her boyfriend.
Romeo2Delta2 about 7 years ago
“We’re bachelors baby!”