Garfield by Jim Davis for February 03, 2012

Liz’s look says, “Too Much Information.”

Oh, come on. Like that’s never happened to any of you before.

Calvin: [Jon’s] a genius, but a misunderstood genius.Hobbes: "What [is he] so misunderstood about?Calvin: Nobody thinks [he’s] a genius.(Calvin, in that C&H strip I was referring to, had his pants backwards.)

Seriously I thought Jon couldn’t get any worse!

Next time he’ll probably wear it inside-out, then how long will it take for him to notice?

I once wore odd shoes – one blue trainer, one red (both same design). When I noticed I decided to ALWAYS wear them that way.

jon is so stupid, i feel sorry for Garfield having him as an owner, Liz should really dump him. She could find someone so much better and smarter.

I did! And I wore both pairs alternately.

People were used to me doing things like that, so no one made any comment.

Jon, you really should learn when NOT to go into details…

He should have stopped when he was ahead.

This would be the time, to think, re-think, and seriously contemplate on what he is about to say. Then to re-think again, then don’t even say a thing.

Hey, happens to everyone.

You know I’ve been thinking….. and since Garfield takes Jon’s food away, wouldn’t Jon get REALLY hungry?

Jon: “Garfield! There you go, exaggerating again!”

Jon and Pants = Total diasater.

Poor Liz! I wonder if she has had any ex -boyfriends?

xxx

The problem is (aside from anything relating to Jon), Garf can’t actually talk.

He should txt.

Everybody make mistakes Jon. So live with it.

Such is life, the best looking women are always with the dorkiest guys.

if my cat came up to my waistline I’d feed him all the lasagna he wanted.

I gotta try that excuse next time I want to be late to work!

It’s ok Liz, those jeans run in the family

How to Annoy Your Waiter:

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”

8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.

6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”

1. Three words: eat the check.

How to Annoy Your Waiter:

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”

8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!”

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”.

6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!”

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, “You wouldn’t charge Superman for dinner, would you?”

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, “He’s gonna spit in the chowder!”

1. Three words: eat the check.

that just does not make snese but hay its garfield!