Jon: Every morning I wake up and think... "Today is a new and exciting day!" Then I see you.
Garfield: They don't call me "Mr. Reality" for nothing, pal.
But, Garfield….life is an illusion and to understand it one must behave as if it isn’t. Next time you pray to the great pizzaria in the sky; just ask for a new menu. I has very enlightening side dishes.
poppy1313 over 11 years ago
don’t look in the mirror
poppy1313 over 11 years ago
don’t look in the mirror
in.amongst over 11 years ago
i guess Mr. Reality wants a bite….
pcolli over 11 years ago
But, Garfield….life is an illusion and to understand it one must behave as if it isn’t. Next time you pray to the great pizzaria in the sky; just ask for a new menu. I has very enlightening side dishes.
Webber over 11 years ago
Ah, consistency.
alondra over 11 years ago
I couldn’t afford to be Garfield’s owner. I couldn’t afford his food bill.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
SUSAN NEWMAN & Macushlalondra: wouldn’t it be easier to be Odie’s owner? (Sure makes me wonder why Jim made Lyman leave the comic.)
Number Three over 11 years ago
A dark cloud goes over the bright sun.No prizes in guessing who the dark cloud is.LOL xxx
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
Jon ought to be glad he has a cat I wish I had one I love cats dogs are ok
Garfieldandlasagna over 11 years ago
Yes, I know that feeling in my home Jon!