Garfield by Jim Davis for January 28, 2014
January 27, 2014
January 29, 2014
Transcript:
Jon: Lips! Garfield: Here we go. Jon: Lips! Garfield: Same thing every morning... Jon: I can't feel my lips! Garfield: Let the coffee cool, Jon.
“Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee – right on the lip – and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!”
- Veggie Tales – I Love My Lips