TV: When the moon is full, I turn into a wolf!
TV: Then I can scratch the back of my head with my foot.
*scritch scritch scritch*
TV: Ooooo! That feels good!
Garfield: This is supposed to be a scary movie, you know!
Yeah but can you reach that spot just below the shoulder blade…? You know, that spot that you can almost reach that always itches because you can almost reach it? (If only your arm was an inch longer…)
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Out of five stars, I give that scary movie negative 5000.
MJKesquire about 10 years ago
What was stopping you from scratching the back of yourhead with your hand? Negative 10000!
Charlie Fogwhistle about 10 years ago
One other thing the werewolf can now do, like other dogs, but mention of that would not be permitted.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
I hope the werewolf was wearing clothes when he was scratching his head with his foot.
Can't Sleep about 10 years ago
Yeah but can you reach that spot just below the shoulder blade…? You know, that spot that you can almost reach that always itches because you can almost reach it? (If only your arm was an inch longer…)
LeePIII Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’d bet Jame Fonda could scratch the back of her head with BOTH feet.
Number Three about 10 years ago
I have a back scratcher made out of bamboo.
I don’t use it very often but when I do…. Wow!
xxx
RobinHood2013 about 10 years ago
Remote control batteries, don’t fail me now!
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member about 10 years ago
“You and a million other guys!”- “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”
K M about 10 years ago
It’s called “comic relief,” Garf.
NotNurmal about 10 years ago
Define ‘scary’, I think ‘life’ is scary enough!
mrcatEPICC over 3 years ago
Nerd.