I like a little danger in my life so it a female asks does my butt…. do I look fat etc. I answer! Doesn´t matter what the answer, is it is sure to be wrong.
A wife’s conversation with a husband who is smart and listens.Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I pretty? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Do you love me? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!
Melkior over 9 years ago
Burn, Arlene, burn!
Shot Down In Flames!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Arlene wasn’t asking a rhetorical question, Garfield. (“Nor was I,” he replies back at me.)
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 9 years ago
Jim Davis was actually funny today.
linsonl over 9 years ago
I learned to lie to my wife whenever she asks: “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”
dustspecks Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lie ’til you die.
Prey over 9 years ago
I like a little danger in my life so it a female asks does my butt…. do I look fat etc. I answer! Doesn´t matter what the answer, is it is sure to be wrong.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Because, Nermal’s lame
nosirrom over 9 years ago
A wife’s conversation with a husband who is smart and listens.Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I pretty? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Do you love me? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!
RomNick over 9 years ago
I’m back, people. And once again I am assuming you that Davis is NOT the writer not the artist of the strip.
Number Three over 9 years ago
He answered in his own unique way.
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