Garfield by Jim Davis for June 09, 2015

Cats are more like the best friend you don’t see for years but as soon as you get back together it’s like you never been apart.

Dogs are grovelling slaves, Cats are co-equals – and know it!

And they run the household

It is what it is.

Yes. They purr when they feel comfortable, when they are sic, when they are hungry… you do not want me to write every situetion where they produce the exact same sound, as to confuse us. Dogs have a clearly different sound for each situation.

Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.

Dogs are slaveholders disguised as pandering sycophants.

I like cats… as long as they belong to someone else.

I like both, but have neither.

Or maybe cats do bark

Explanation

Sorry, Garfield but I agree. I’ve never been one for cats. My uncle thinks they are sly.

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WHAT?! CATS ARE MY BFFS! Dogs are like drool balls covered in fur (no offense dog lovers!)