Jon: I remember every Christmas, Dad would hang a sprig of mistletoe over the barn door. Yep... I sure kissed a lot of cows.
Garfield: Oh, yes...nightmares tonight.
Hey says Youwhat should we not be thinkin’ of those POOR Cows? Do ye think that may qualify as cruelty ta animals? A.S.P.C.A. (Aye Sure Punish Culpable Attacker)
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
nightmares for the cattle too I bet
codycab almost 8 years ago
The mistletoe? Not really as romantic as it turns out. Glad I don’t have one.
Melkior almost 8 years ago
Mistletoe is poisonous, y’know.
Just saying. Y’know.
Y’know?
Can't Sleep almost 8 years ago
He’s just teasing Garfield. Kissing cows is just a load of bull.
ElioHyena almost 8 years ago
Gee, Thanks for the Nightmare Fuel there Jon.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
The next thing you know, UFO’s will come to abduct the cows.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The cows might welcome the chance to get away.
You what!!! almost 8 years ago
Yuck Jon Yuck!, Don’t tell that to the vet.
William Pursell almost 8 years ago
Hey says Youwhat should we not be thinkin’ of those POOR Cows? Do ye think that may qualify as cruelty ta animals? A.S.P.C.A. (Aye Sure Punish Culpable Attacker)
russ5419 almost 8 years ago
Yup, back in the day’s when i was young I hung out at the bars to get laided, I kissed a lot of cows also, usually around closing time :)
Hookoa almost 8 years ago
go to wikipedia and look up Mistletoe. You absolutely will no longer find it romantic!!!
ted.hering almost 8 years ago
“Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright….”
wjbillthompson almost 8 years ago
Good job with the MetLife ad off to the side. Thanks finally.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Ewww!
xxx
route66paul almost 8 years ago
everyone knows that mistletoe should be served with a side of toe jam.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 8 years ago
Make certain to tell in great detail your girlfriend all about this!!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hey! Don’t knock it till you try it!
V45mikky almost 8 years ago
Were the cows going out of the barn or coming in when they were kissed.
glowing-steak32 almost 8 years ago
Makes “Krampus” look like “Toy Story”.
Lunathanael almost 8 years ago
That’s just disturbing to know
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master about 5 years ago
toooooooooooooooooo easy.