Garfield by Jim Davis for December 02, 2017

Methinks Garfield’ll slap Jon with that laptop… then Jon’ll have to get a new laptop.

Odie stands in the hallway, silently cheering and pumping his fist, despite Jon thinking he’s asleep.

It’s like Garfield doesn’t even try to get off the naughty list.

I see a lump of coal in Garfield’s future.

Aye ‘tis truly a shame about that sinkin of the Edmund Fitzgerald from bein’ SO overloaded with coal? If only Garf had been less BAD (himself). Apologies to Gordon Lightfoot.

Squeak, squeak, SQUEAK, Ding, DING, SquEAk, DING, ding, ding Squeak, ding…. All holiday long, good idea Jon!!!

“To slap you, silly.”

Another case of why punctuation is so important.

Good thing it wasn’t a “Dingleberry”.

get a Kong Wubba. They have double squeekers

Yeah, but Garfield. Jon might get you one, too!

merry christmas

Jon seems to forget what Garfield did to him for doing that almost 27 years ago

http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1991/1/6?ct=v&cti=1883369

Garfield would like some Doc Martens for when he’s kicking Odie.

xxx

Slap him silly? Ain’t he silly enough already?

But is Odie a toy destroyer? It’s common with most dog breeds to open their toy and get the squeaker.

SLAPP