You know, it’s one thing for Garfield to tolerate the mice, but to be their secretary is a bridge too far. The mice must have something really dirty on Garfield for him to be so accommodating. Goodness knows he’s not nearly so friendly towards Odie or Jon.
In the office where we shared a landline when the phone would ring one guy would always holler, “If it’s my broker tell him to buy oil and sell steel.”
codycab 7 months ago
Busy day today, Squeak?
Wilde Bill 7 months ago
Still trying to find out who moved it, eh?
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
Squeak back from vacation, been awhile since he was on.
BenGMan 7 months ago
Why?
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
You know, it’s one thing for Garfield to tolerate the mice, but to be their secretary is a bridge too far. The mice must have something really dirty on Garfield for him to be so accommodating. Goodness knows he’s not nearly so friendly towards Odie or Jon.
edmund_graham 7 months ago
…how many calls about cheese is he getting exactly?
2AndFour 7 months ago
Must be some good cheese.
w16521 7 months ago
Garfield a secretary?
ladykat 7 months ago
What am I? Your secretary?
Sir Isaac 7 months ago
In the office where we shared a landline when the phone would ring one guy would always holler, “If it’s my broker tell him to buy oil and sell steel.”
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
Mice have calls? Do they use the landline or something?
FoxHunt2 7 months ago
Hello, and welcome to Cheese anonymous….
Gray Sunflower 7 months ago
Funny thing is, mice having cheese as their #1 food is mostly exaggerated in the land of fiction.
anncorr339 7 months ago
Now Garfield is an mouse answering service
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
And we think Garfield is predictable.
rgcviper 7 months ago
Ahh—the power of cheese …
pig1 3 months ago
Hey I’m calling about your cheese order?…..