The funniest people don’t know jokes, but they can supply punchlines on the spot when a straight man sets them up.
I knew a guy who habitually started his “humor” with “Wanna hear a joke?” Eventually I learned to say, “No.” When he switched to starting with “Knock, knock,” I switched to “Nobody’s home!”
Frogman_tg over 13 years ago
Not just you, WHY US???
Fangirl over 13 years ago
Clovia’s going to be out in the service bay handing wrenches to Slim to speed him along any minute now.
axe-grinder over 13 years ago
Clovia should have answered, “Yes.”
The funniest people don’t know jokes, but they can supply punchlines on the spot when a straight man sets them up.
I knew a guy who habitually started his “humor” with “Wanna hear a joke?” Eventually I learned to say, “No.” When he switched to starting with “Knock, knock,” I switched to “Nobody’s home!”
Mumblix Premium Member over 13 years ago
Clovia’s hair has changed from blond to brown since Friday.
kab2rb over 13 years ago
I have noticed some business when customer’s come in and state what they want then worker goes back to work. Most customer’s don’t bother workers.
Mineola over 13 years ago
It’s time to build a partition to separate the office from the customers.
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
You rang?
OldManMountain over 13 years ago
“”Hello, Uncle Corky? I’m sending over a Mr. Skinner. Please give him a bottomless cup of coffee. It’s on me!”
436rge over 13 years ago
Wait! The one about the chicken is coming next!
marvee over 13 years ago
Where is this going? Maybe he really is a relative, of Slim, that is.