Santa hunts down and kills alien spiders from Beta Lyra system. They love him, he hates them. So for most of the year a hunting he and his Elf squad 88 crush, kill, destroys the benevolent meat-eating pseudo spiders. (Their physiology is closer to Terran mammals.) Even Tanta can’t calm his hatred.
JD'Huntsville'AL over 7 years ago
ENOUGH! It’s bad enough we have to put up with this crap in December.
cpalmeresq over 7 years ago
And a Bah Humbug to you, Sir!
davidf42 over 7 years ago
I think it’s a cool story!
jhnd20 over 7 years ago
Agree, very cool story!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Scrooge was changed so find someone else to use.
elgancho38 over 7 years ago
I always wondered what Santa does in the off season.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Santa hunts down and kills alien spiders from Beta Lyra system. They love him, he hates them. So for most of the year a hunting he and his Elf squad 88 crush, kill, destroys the benevolent meat-eating pseudo spiders. (Their physiology is closer to Terran mammals.) Even Tanta can’t calm his hatred.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 7 years ago
Joel looked good as a miniature Santa and/or “Geezer” Elf. But, he is much more dapper in his normal duds. Great job as usual, Joel!!!