Geech by Jerry Bittle for November 22, 2023

Now that takes skill.

Groan…

Only played golf once. Got hurt and never continued. Fell off the ball washer.

I know very little about golf, and am not really interested in learning more. But do golf players really wash their…I forget what I was going to ask.

On “The Johnny Carson Show”:

Johnny: “What do you do for your husband before a golf match?”

Arnold Palmer’s wife: “I kiss his balls for luck.”

Johnny: “I bet that makes his putter stand up!”

Competing with Geech again. Usually it’s for laziness. Now it’s for stupidity.

Artie probably needs to wash more than his balls.