Geech by Jerry Bittle for October 13, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed then try try again.

Washed down with beer?

Now we are talking : )

May work if Artie is lactose intolerant. The way Artie looks he probably has very few food allergies.

Artie can evade reality, but he cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. The consequences slap him in the face every time he steps on the scale.

Or has to let his belt out another notch.