Get a Life by Tim Lachowski for August 29, 2013

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    common sanse  about 11 years ago

    THIS IS A REPEAT!!!

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    stang119  about 11 years ago

    Probably wasn’t funny the first time either

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    aerilim  about 11 years ago

    This is the one that remain constant for almost a year. Let’s hope we have a new one tomorrow.

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    katina.cooper  about 11 years ago

    He asked Howard for a date and has been patiently waiting for an answer. We may have to do the same thing that was done for Garfield minus Garfield. Keep writing comments until it gets noticed.

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    Sky1946  about 11 years ago

    Looks like Get A Life has gone out and gotten a life. It just doesn’t happen to be here.

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    Swalb%515  about 11 years ago

    This is a RERUN!!!

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    bluekraut  almost 11 years ago

    RIP Get a Life. Just like Get Fuzzy

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    The_Notorious_Infidel  almost 11 years ago

    I’m guessing Tim Lachowski finally got a life…

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    katina.cooper  almost 11 years ago

    Hey Tim, what happened? Did you run out of ideas? If so, then tell the site to start rerunning the strip from the start. I haven’t seen them all.

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    katina.cooper  almost 11 years ago

    How about starting this strip again? Is anybody here?

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    cordizzle  almost 11 years ago

    People that comment on comic strip websites need to get a life…Lol And noone cares what you think is funny.

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    katina.cooper  almost 11 years ago

    I comment on some of the strips, like this one that will be a year old in a few months, just to infuriate the staff who run this site.

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    katina.cooper  almost 11 years ago

    Tim must be on the run from the mob. That’s why he hasn’t done any new strips.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Only a few more months and it will be the first birthday for this strip. I’ll have a birthday poem.

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    eyebuzz Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Hmm…seems like I’ve seen this one before…

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    It’s getting closer to the one year anniversary. Then, they will turn into zombies.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    They’ve restarted Geech. Maybe they can restart this one, too.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Getting closer these two turning into zombies and joining Clovis-Rex.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    In her little cubicle, she has this strange hunger. She doesn’t know what it is.

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    Malcolm Hall  over 10 years ago

    I checked a couple of these out and I can see why Tim L threw in the towel.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Getting closer to that anniversary date and the start of a new story line.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howard, now known as Howzi, doesn’t know why she has this strange hunger. She got the sex change from a Rex Trans. He had this picture of a bear on his wall.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is looking at that guy when suddenly, she lunges and bites his head off. It tasted good.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi doesn’t know it, yet, but another zombie is coming to visit her. He has a mission that he wants her to accompany him on. He hopes that she doesn’t find out about his ulterior motives.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Clovis realizes that he is a zombie and knows he needs help. He is telling Howzi that there are a lot of aliens coming with big brains. He hasn’t told her that the aliens eat zombies.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is now helping Clovis-Rex. She has some ideas of her own. She suspects Clovis-Rex of something, but doesn’t yet know what it is.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Clovis-Rex is slowly backing up. The space aliens are starting to advance. Now, she knows that Clovis-Rex is up to no good.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is looking at the space aliens advancing. She suddenly steps behind Clovis-Rex where they can’t see her. She’ll need one good push.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is watching the space aliens eating Clovis-Rex. She takes a bite. It doesn’t taste good. Susie and Spaceman Spiff have taken Howzi to safety. They will reward her for helping them.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Clovis-Rex has been eaten. As a reward for helping them, the space aliens have given an anti-zombie potion to Howzi. She is now again alive and completely human. She has returned to the office where she will rise to the top and will once again get a life. The life she always wanted and is certain to get..The end.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is looking around and says to herself: “This is my chance to do something with this place. We’ll start with some new help”.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi is first going to change the name of the company. It has to be something that is easy to remember. She sets and thinks. What will it be?

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi has a name for her new business. It’s called GaL. She will do business with all the people who can’t do business with other companies due to those other businesses not wanting to do business with them.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi has her first client. A group that sells electric cars. It seems that other car dealers don’t want them to see those electric cars. Howzi thinks she can work out something.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The electric car people have just come in to the office. Howzi tells them of her plan. They will have solar panel refueling stations throughout the county. It isn’t a big company, but the cars will sell for a lot less than gasoline engine cars.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi has a slogan for the electric car. You don’t need gas. Pull in to the gas station just to smell the fumes and then laugh at the other drivers when you pull away.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The electric car company likes it. Now if they can get some good advertizing photos for their electric car. And, to make sure that the state legislators, who are paid off by the car dealer lobbyists, don’t get in the way.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The car dealer lobby has heard of the electric car company. They have plenty of cash for the politicians. They will do anything to prevent the electric car company from getting started.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The lobbyists are pumping millions of dollars into the politicians pockets to keep the electric car manufacturer from even getting started. Howzi has contacts from over the years. She knows how much money the politicians have gotten. She will use it against them.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The politicians are having their debate on the end the electric car company being able to sell their cars. All of them say they will vote to not allow the selling of the electric car. Howzi stands up and reveals the 50 thousand dollars that the lobbyists have given them and the fact that cars will increase in price by one thousand dollars.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The electric car company and Howzi have one important thing to add to the car. It recharges by sunlight. The driver never has to plug it in. It will stay fully charged, even while driving.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The oil companies have found out about the electric car that never needs to be plugged in to charge. So have the electric companies. Both stand to lose billions. They are getting a meeting to decide how to get rid GaL and the electric car before they go broke from loss of revenue.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The oil and energy companies have a plan. It involves a run-away drone and a paid off government. Howzi knows that they will stop at nothing to destroy her and the electric car. She doesn’t know about the drone.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    The electric car people are in Howzi’s office for a meeting. One of them sees a small model airplane outside heading their way. He knows what it is. He yells for the rest of them to get down. He pulls gun from his jacket and fires at the plane. The third shot hits it. There is a loud explosion.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi and the rest of the group don’t know what to say. They now know that they will have to be careful with the new car that recharges on sunlight and heat. They will bring it out as a surprise when congress and the senate are on vacation.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howzi and the car company have brought out the electric car. The public has gone wild. The oil companies, congress, the senate and the other car companies are going insane. Some in congress, who have been handsomely paid off, are demanding that the president drone strike the electric car company as anti-American.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Just then, they all saw drones headed their way. A massive explosion happened. Suddenly, Howzi woke up and realized that he was Howard again. It was all a dream. He vowed to get a life and not wait for things to happen.The end.

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    katina.cooper  over 10 years ago

    Howard thought this was the end, but he was wrong. Calvin called him and told him that he is needed. Howzi was indeed real and is needed to combat Clovis-Rex. The electric car will be needed. Clovis-Rex won’t hear it.

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    Bargrove  about 10 years ago

    Ah, yet another birthday coming up. Any one planning a partyfor this one? Maybe, just maybe Gocomics could take this old stuff away.

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