Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 23, 2005
Transcript:
"What in the world were you doing in Satchel's room with a plunger?" "In the darkness, it looked like he was attacking me." "You only tried to plunge me after I turned the lights on!" "Uh...his movements were threatening." "I was asleep!" "Go to your closet, please." "I go to my closet admitting nothing."