Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 22, 2009
Transcript:
Rob says, "hand me the monkey wrench." Tools Satchel says, "Now is that a wrench owned by a monkey or a wrench sized in monkey units?" Bucky says, "Such a tool exists?" Bucky says, "I mean, can you actually disassemble a monkey? Do monkeys have nuts or screws?" Bucky says, "Honestly, though. I don't really see the point. Surely you don't just want to disassemble a monkey, you want to neutralize its offensive capabilities. You got a monkey taser?" Bucky says, "And personally, I already have a decent monkey club, so I'm set for monkey response implements. I'd buy a ferret wrench." Tools Rob says, "I don't think you've seen the light of sink repair." Bucky says, "For your information, I'm used to acting in total darkness."
Bucky asked, “Do monkeys have nuts?” Well, I’d venture an estimate that about half of them do! heh heh