Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 28, 2009
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Why the hangdog look, dang hog?" Satchel says, "I finished this." Bucky says, "A book? You mean you had food on it and you finished the food?" Satchel says, "No, the book. Listen to this?ahem." The English Setter patient Satchel says, "'...Just then, a rollerblader appeared magically, and being such an infuriating sight, Rex dropped his tennis ball to bark at the gliding heathen...'" Satchel says, "'but when Rex turned to get his ball, it had rolled down the sewage grate...lost forever.' Sniff!" The English Setter Patient Satchel says, "Is that not the most moving book ever?" Bucky says, "Like moving books, eh? Let me see it." Bucky says, "Now that book is moving like a beagle in a vacuum factory." Satchel says, "Aw..."
“This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force.”—Dorothy Parker