Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 13, 2010

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Satchel says, "Why don't you like soccer?" Bucky says, "Satchel, soccer is for the weird foreign places where the only entertainment they have is chasing chickens through minefields." Satchel says, "Satchel says, "I thought it was for countries that had different gravity..." Bucky says, "No, it's for when they run out of chickens." Satchel says, "See, when they shoot the ball it does, like, 200 feet over the goal, but when two people get near each other, the increased gravity immediately pulls them down..." Rob says, "Sometimes I do feel like I'm living on the moon." Bucky says, "Welcome home, Buzz."