Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 26, 2010

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Bucky says, "Where did this guy come from?" John says, "I just flew in from Toronto, and boy are my arms sore? from the airline approved dog crate!" Satchel says, "Ha! Ha! Ha!" Bucky says, "Huh? Who the *#%@ is this guy, Satchel?" John says, "Whoa, tough crowd." Satchel says, "Meet John Percival Ascot, the third. He's in town to do a show at the dirty bowl comedy club!" Bucky says, "Comedian, eh? Let's hear a joke." John says, "Ok, well, take my lice... please!" Bucky says, "What?" John says, "Excusez-moi! Pardon my French... poodle, that is!" Bucky says, "I said let's hear a joke." John says, "Ok, ok, ok, ok, how many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Satchel says, "Oop! Ixnay on the atcay okesjay!" Bucky says, "What's your name?" John says, "Well, I shorten it to Jack Ascot for the stage." Bucky says, "I can shave another syllable off that, if you want." Satchel says, "Ooo, Jack! Use that!"