Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 18, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: You know what would be fun? Time travel! Bucky: Meh. It's ok. Satchel: You can't go back in time! Bucky: I choose not to go back in time, but I travel forward in time a lot. Satchel: Bucky, why wouldn't a person go back in time if they could? Bucky: All the good food in the past has already been eaten. Future snacks are still up for grabs. Satchel: I don't believe you can go into the future. Show me. Bucky: ...there. Aaaaand there. Satchel: But I'm here, too. Bucky: no, by the time you're there, I've moved on to ...here. Satchel: Ok, I suspect you're wrong, but I'm unable to wordify my why. Bucky: Plus, there's still time to nap in the future. And there.
Bashis over 12 years ago
Fowards or back lets go.
rshive over 12 years ago
That’s why Satch never gets the treats Rob leaves around.
Superfrog over 12 years ago
The future is not far if you can see it from here.
zero over 12 years ago
Last week at this “time,” the US government mandated setting clocks ahead i.e. Daylight Saving Time. Effectively putting many states back into darkness to start each day. A blatant example of what morons do best.
Arianne over 12 years ago
I ♥ Get Fuzzy, even if I’m unable to wordify my why. :ↁ
Arianne over 12 years ago
Is Satchel’s middle initial W?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, if all the good food in the past has already been eaten, he’s probably the one who went back and ate it, I figure…
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, check it out! This is a message to myself, from the past, (Wow! That happened quickly!). Hey Varnes! How’s the future treatin’ you?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Not bad! I’d ask you, but I already know…watch out for…Oh! Sorry, should have mentioned it sooner..hurts donut?…
AlanM over 12 years ago
Hey! IT WORKED!!!!
doublepaw over 12 years ago
The time change sure made that extra hour of sun in the evening nice, when people who work can enjoy it more.
AlanM over 12 years ago
My ACME time machine arrived. I’m going to try it out by going back five minutes.
revisages over 12 years ago
oh satchel, some of us are wordific. others of us…well, we try
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
As Pres. Eisenhower once observed, The Future lies ahead!
Hoodude over 12 years ago
..as in like what hits the fan..
Thehag over 12 years ago
Ha ha love panel four. Excellent reason to time travel.
Glad to see ProudArianne and Richard S.Russell’s symbols together, I was getting mixed up….wait wasn’t that in color…I could swear that one was a woman….hey now it’s black and white again…. Now I see the difference in symbols you two chose.
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
Satchel learned English from Buffy.
thestargazer1682 over 12 years ago
We’re in now, now.Go back to then.When?Now.We can’t.Why?We missed it.When?Just now.When will then be now?Soon.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
♫My line gets cast into those Time Passages I know you’re in there,you’re just out of sight,ohhhh Time Passages Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight.♫
bmckee over 12 years ago
Time travel isn’t worth the hassle. You travel back in time to use your current knowledge to buy stocks and bet on sports events only to discover that your money is too new, so you come back to the present to get some of the money of that time only to discover that buying it will cost you more than the profit you’ll make on the stocks and bets. So then you decide to travel forward in time to find out what stocks are going to go up and who’s going to win what sporting event, and maybe get some future technology that will make you a mint when you “invent” it, only to find yourself in an alternate reality where the Dodgers never left Brooklyn and all the tech is made with Unobtainium.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
♪♫ And the seasons they go ‘round and ’roundAnd the painted ponies go up and downWe’re captive on the carousel of time ♪♫
rgcviper over 12 years ago
“Unable to wordify my why” … classic!
Pygar over 12 years ago
I HATE those guys! Every time I try to duck outta this Warner Brothers excuse for a century, there they are…!
PkfanD66 over 12 years ago
Figured it out in panel two.
@beviek, you should just get a list of all the quotes you got from this. Now you’d have…what, three hundred?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Blackworth, Yes! I love Al Stewart! One of my favorite songwriters…It’s like he’s the James Michener of song writers, very complex historical stories…And his meter and rhyme are impeccable and darn near incredible……Of course my favorite line is the one that caught my attention when I heard it on the radio….“She comes out of the sun in a silk dress, runnin’ like a water color in the rain…….” Even back then I was playing around with words, so I knew he was not the normal radio dude… I recommend the songs Bed Sitter Images, In Brooklyn, Angola and Post World War Two Blues, but all of his stuff is the best…Nobody writes like him….
Varnes over 12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Aff3kJt-0
NightOwl19 over 12 years ago
Ah, the dangers of ludicrous speed….
TerryTaylor about 4 years ago
Time is relative, but it’s not your relative. If anyone in the future ever developed time travel, we would have heard about it by now, it would have made history automatically! Might be able to stop time, but you would become unfortunately infinitely massive and no amount of dieting and exercise could fix it.