Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 14, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Now... The Portuguese take soccer diving to unheard-of new levels. Don't get me wrong, they'll do a face-first, double-tuck, open-mouthed shin grab with the best of 'em... But their brilliance is in sheer air time and noise produced. It's said they make enough noise for two geese... Para... Two... Geese... Portuguese. Bucky: The contents of a Portuguese trainer's medical bag consist solely of sore throat spray and hair gel. Fact.
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
A face-first, double-tuck, open-mouthed shin grab! Where do you come up with this stuff. Darby, I need you to come out to dinner with the wife and I and our friends. You’re too much!
My Dog Grommit over 12 years ago
I’m a huge soccer fan and I love this arc!
Superfrog over 12 years ago
You’re right Bucky. These are facts. Great facts. It’s just that they’re just not true facts.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I don’t suppose Bucky knows Neil Cassady…..but I’m pretty sure he’s channeling him….
quickly24 over 12 years ago
i’m kinda glad my pets don’t talk.
revisages over 12 years ago
of course it’s “para ti” not “para tu” but that doesn’t really answer the question of whether or not that makes it “dead air”
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
There goes some more of Rob’s hair!! He’ll soon be bald as an egg.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
@dukedoug: yesterday, thanks for the cricket explanation ah, er, I think. I would have to watch it with someone who could explain as they play. I like watching sports, just ask my wife if you see her ,and let me know where she is!
JoelJ over 12 years ago
Bucky is kind of making sense.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
Is the Portuguese national team really like that?
Yosarian over 12 years ago
I find myself agreeing with Bucky. Scary, I know.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love the expression on Rob’s face.
Bucky is enough to make a person give up tv watching.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Too goosey for me. Noise and air time?
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Shin grab:
PShaw0423 over 12 years ago
The very best, most fun-to-repeat facts are made up. (Fact!) :J
Kathe over 12 years ago
I miss Satch!
smollett over 12 years ago
Whatever Bucky says is brilliant and correct.
BlitzMcD over 12 years ago
Again, Bucky is right in his own unique way. This works on so many levels.
RG_Dustbin over 12 years ago
Only comment needed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYHaMgFe5I
BudLyte over 12 years ago
Fortunately, I wouldn’t know anything about this. I tried to watch a soccer game once, and the sheer boredom produced a migraine. Or possibly it was the vuvuzela’s. Anyway, it was the longest 30 seconds of my life.l
route66paul over 12 years ago
thass a fact, jack – just look it up!
Philamon Madison over 12 years ago
Does anyone find it odd that when the dog and cat converse, it makes sense and is some time funny, ironic and clever, but when either animal talks to the human it is senseless and mundane.
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 12 years ago
Booooring-can we change the subject now please??
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
Facts from the book of truths only believed by Bucky.
VirginiaCityLady over 12 years ago
Where does that cat get his information?
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
When I was twelve, I preferred European football to its American counterpart because anyone could get the point of the game just by watching. Nothing had to be explained.But these days, there’s too much of it, and I’m not twelve anymore. It also irritates me that footballers get paid millions every year to chase a little ball, while firefighters and nurses get laid off.
jolats over 12 years ago
I am finding Bucky’s explanations of soccer quite educational.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
A nation that has baseball as their national sport shouldn’t have the right to call any other sport “boring!” ;OD
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Makemegohahaha over 12 years ago
2 words: Christiano Ronaldo
Toronto2 over 12 years ago
I live in “Little Portugal” and am about 6 blocks from “Little Italy”. Croatia Street is just a little further north. The “Brasil Bakery” is 5 blocks west. So in World Cup seasons past, I’ve heard ALL these accusations and more.
Me? I just ring my bell and cheer regardless. Let’s Go Togo!