Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 16, 2012

Lord of the fleas.

Tickling on the Orient Express….

planting of the Grapes

scratchbutt. less stress.

Texas feather duster massacre…..

The Texas Chain Store’s Masquerade?

Bucky=too edgy. Satch=too mellow. Rob=too stupid. Eggplant=just about right.

Ted Nugent is on the phone - er, in the yard?!. . ..

“Silence of the Lamps”?

“paw fiction”

Hairy Pothead

“Star Dispute”s

Frankencup

Grapes of misunderstanding

Catablanca.

These comments are great!

“The Slightly Glazed” (The Shining)“American Slightly Off Balance” (American Psycho)“I need a sweater Island” (Shutter Island)“Not so great 8” (Super 8)

MM-HM. MM-HM.

Think I like the “Texas Feather Duster Massacre” best. Not too stressful at all.

The hills have thighs.Friday the 12 th.Night scenes on Elm Street.Salems CotRosemary’s Kitty

Not this crap again – I suppose we can forward to 2 weeks of not so funny alternate movie titles. I hate it when writers phone it in like this – just re-run some old stuff if you need a break.

The Missed Breakfast Games?

I’m enhjoying everyone’s suggestions. As for me it is such a lovely day that I went outside and wet my plants.

The outhouse in the woods?

Forget SAW too gory…but SEW? Tailor made…… :^p

Edward Blunt Tip Scissorhands.

Xandos – would that make it the Texas Chain-stitch …um….Pillow fight?

Armageddon 2

Debate of the roses

Dial “M” for Mother

“Star Misunderstandings”Hitchcock’s “A Wee Bit Off”

Heckraiser?

scratch face sounds like more conflict

“To my friend little, ‘hello’, say.”—The remake of Scarface, starring Yoda.