Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 08, 2012

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Satchel: Rob! You a got a new movie in the mail! Bucky: What is it? Satchel: Uh... "The Tempest." Bucky: Pfff. Yet another movie based on a video game. Rob: It's shakespeare, Bucky! Satchel: You're just mad 'cause no one wanted that script you wrote based on pong! Bucky: Technically, Spielberg hasn't got back to me yet, forget home, Steve, phone Bucky! Rob: You're still mad about Spielberg not buying your pong adaption? Ha ha! Bucky: Hey, he did "jaws" and that wasn't even a video game! Rob: You can't make a movie out of pong, Bucky. Bucky: Oh yeah? What part of hit the title character with boards for 90 minutes do you not think works as a movie? I'd cast Jackie Chan as pong. The man knows how to take a punch. Satchel: And vinnie Jones could be a board!